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The odd obsession with вЂњBlack SwanвЂќ (is this a movie that was seen by the middle schoolers at whom the вЂњScaryвЂќfranchise is aimed?) leads to loads of repetitive scenes in a dance studio.

Otherwise the gags are consistent: TheyвЂ™re miss-or-miss. (They use their rubber hoses to snort white cleaning chemicals.) Though I enjoyed the strangely whimsical scene in which, while everyone in the house is asleep, the pool-cleaning robots gain consciousness and invite all the machines in the neighborhood for a party.

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With its parodies of вЂњBlack SwanвЂќ (Heather Locklear plays a ballerina who gives birth while doing a split in the air baby winds up in tuba) and вЂњInceptionвЂќ (which features a cameo by Mike Tyson that makes his appearance in вЂњThe HangoverвЂќ look like вЂњHamletвЂќ by comparison), the fifth вЂњScary MovieвЂќ comes across like a series of variety-show sketches written in the elevator on the way up.

Put it this way, thereвЂ™s a spoof of вЂњRise of the Planet of the ApesвЂќ in which gorillas throw their feces at the wall to see if it sticks, and you canвЂ™t help wondering if this is actual documentary footage of the script meetings. Not that the writers (вЂњNaked GunвЂќ veterans David Zucker and Pat Proft, who are out of comedy ammo) seem to have sweated the jokes. The main story, which lasts roughly an hour before the closing credits mercifully arrive: A young couple (Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex) adopt his feral nieces and wind up re-enacting both вЂњParanormalвЂќ and Jessica ChastainвЂ™s вЂњMama,вЂќ which I guess is impressive since the latter movie came out only three months ago. Fast forward through some dull sex jokes (a cat with its tail sticking up crawls under the sheets in SheenвЂ™s crotch region) and вЂњBenny Hill ShowвЂќ theme music plays. Lohan and Charlie Sheen, who donвЂ™t appear in the rest of the movie, appear only in a brief opening scene as a couple about to make a sex tape while paranormal activity is occurring in the background. ItвЂ™s lucky that people donвЂ™t often look at her face, because as the worldвЂ™s most haggard 26-year-old, she kinda looks like someone who needs an exorcism. In a way, itвЂ™s fitting that Lindsay Lohan is the star of (the first five minutes of) вЂњScary Movie 5.вЂќ This is a horror movie thatвЂ™s really a supposed comedy sheвЂ™s a supposed comedy actress whoвЂ™s actually scary.